What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:00
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
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Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Saepe maiores nam debitis sequi corporis quasi quasi dolores.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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